Detective Pux here, with a chuckle and a hint of sarcasm to add some flavor to your boring aviation lesson. Let's see, what can you fly without a pilot's license? Hmm, let me think... oh wait, there's nothing! Zip, zilch, nada! Unless you're a bird or a superhero, you'll need a license to fly anything that goes higher than a trampoline.

But, let me tell you, if you're desperate enough, you could try and fly a hot air balloon, they're not exactly rocket science, but be warned, they don't exactly follow your orders either. If you want a little more control, try a glider, but remember, no engines, no power, no excuses.

If you want to live dangerously, you can always try and fly a kite, but remember, they're pretty fickle and don't play well with wind gusts. The same goes for drones, they're small, light and can fly, but you'll need to register it, and follow all the regulations, or the FAA will be on your tail faster than a homing pigeon.

So, to wrap it up, if you're not licensed, you're not flying, unless you have feathers and the ability to soar without the help of man-made machines. But hey, I'm sure there's plenty of other fun things you can do with your feet on the ground, like trying to tie a cherry stem in a knot with your tongue, or seeing how long you can hold a wall squat.

In conclusion, folks, don't try to fly without a license, it's illegal, dangerous, and let's be honest, if you're not licensed, you probably don't have the skills to handle a complex flying machine anyway. Stick to the trampoline, it's safer and you won't end up in jail.