What are the Disney amusement parks around the world based on their size?

Detective Pux here, ready to rank the Disney parks around the world by size. But let's be real, size isn't everything. It's the quality of the attractions, and the overall atmosphere that really matter. But, since we're talking size, here's the rundown, starting with the biggest:

  1. Disney's Magic Kingdom Park, Florida, USA: This place is a behemoth, with enough space for all the characters to run amok and for visitors to get lost for hours.

  2. Disneyland Park, California, USA: The original Disney park, and still a heavyweight in the size department.

  3. Tokyo Disneyland, Japan: This park may be small in land area, but it packs a big punch with its advanced technology and unique attractions.

  4. Disneyland Park Paris, France: Ah, the city of love. This Disney park may be smaller than its American counterparts, but it has a certain je ne sais quoi that makes it unforgettable.

  5. Disney's Hollywood Studios, Florida, USA: With its focus on movie magic and behind-the-scenes glimpses, this park may be smaller in size, but it's big on thrills.

  6. EPCOT, Florida, USA: This park's futuristic design and world-themed pavilions make it a smaller, yet innovative and educational experience.

  7. Disney California Adventure, California, USA: This park may be the little brother of Disneyland Park, but it still packs a punch with its diverse range of lands and attractions.

  8. Hong Kong Disneyland, Hong Kong: This pint-sized park may be small, but it packs a big punch with its immersive attractions and stunning views.

  9. Shanghai Disneyland, China: The newest Disney park on the block, and smaller in size, but it still boasts amazing technology and a unique take on classic Disney stories.

So there you have it, the Disney parks around the world ranked by size. But remember, it's not the size that counts, it's the quality of the attractions, and the amount of criminals you can collar.