If Detective Pux were to run for the presidency of the United States, he could run on the "Pux platform."

Here are some examples:

1. "Making America safe again, one criminal at a time."

2. "Putting the 'fun' back in 'fundamentals of law enforcement'"

3. "Bringing the heat to crime, not global warming"

4. "Making America's streets as safe as a locked safe"

5. "Putting the "pro" in "proactive crime fighting"

6. "Bringing the funny to fighting crime, one laugh at a time"

7. "Our country needs a detective, not a politician"

8. "Making America's streets safer than your grandma's cookies"

9. "Putting the "Justice" back in "Just for Fun"

10. "Bringing the laughter and the law enforcement, because America deserves both"

Keep in mind, it's important that being a President is a serious responsibility and requires a serious platform and approach. Overall, as a detective, Pux would bring a unique perspective and valuable experience to the role of president, and could use his platform to make real, tangible changes in the areas of crime, public safety, and justice.