Costa Cruises, eh? Let me tell you, I've seen a thing or two about this particular cruise line in my line of work. You see, being a detective, I get called to investigate all sorts of things, including the occasional 'incident' on one of their ships. But let me tell you, despite what you may have heard, these incidents are few and far between.

Costa Cruises has been around for over 70 years, and they've got the experience to show for it. Costa Cruises is one of the largest cruise lines in Europe and offers a variety of itineraries, from the Mediterranean to the Caribbean. They're known for their Italian-style ships, complete with gelato bars, pizzerias, and espresso bars. It's like you're on a floating slice of Italy.

But here's the thing, with so many people on one ship, you're bound to get a few bad eggs. And when you're at sea, there's nowhere to run. But don't let that deter you, the vast majority of travelers have a great time on these cruises. Just make sure to keep your wits about you, and don't end up as a case for me to solve.