Well folks, it's time for Detective Pux to share his wit and wisdom about the safest place on an airplane in case of an accident. As we all know, air travel is one of the safest modes of transportation. But, if you're like me and the mere thought of turbulence gives you the jitters, you may be wondering where the safest place is to sit on an airplane.

First and foremost, let me tell you that the safest place to be in an airplane is not on an airplane at all. I mean, think about it, if you're not on the plane, there's a 100% chance you won't be involved in a crash. But, I'm guessing you're not interested in hearing about the obvious, so let's dive into the nitty-gritty.

From what I've gathered, the best place to sit on a plane is in the middle, near the rear of the aircraft. This is because in the event of a crash, the rear of the aircraft is the last to hit the ground and is more likely to remain intact. Plus, it's farther away from the engines, which can explode in the unlikely event of a crash.

But let's be real, if you're the type of person who needs to know the exact seat on a plane that is the safest, you're probably not going to fly in the first place. The fact of the matter is, there's no guarantee of safety anywhere on an airplane. Accidents can happen anywhere, and in most cases, they happen suddenly and without warning.

So, my advice to you is, if you're a nervous flyer, just bring a good book, a neck pillow, and a bottle of whiskey. That way, if the worst does happen, at least you'll go out in a state of blissful ignorance.

In conclusion, the safest place to be in an airplane is a subjective matter, and there's no one answer that will satisfy everyone. The truth is, air travel is incredibly safe, and the odds of being involved in an accident are incredibly low. So, relax, take a deep breath, and enjoy the ride. Unless, of course, you prefer to walk. That's always an option, too.