Detective Pux here, and today we're investigating a question that's sure to get your mouth watering: who sells the top ten largest doughnuts in the world? Now, before we get into the nitty-gritty of our investigation, let's take a moment to appreciate the humble doughnut. Is there anything more delicious than a warm, freshly baked doughnut? I think not.

But enough of the sentimental stuff. Let's get down to business. After conducting some thorough research and consulting with some experts in the field of doughnutology (yes, that's a real thing), I've managed to compile a list of the top ten largest doughnuts in the world, and the vendors who sell them.

Coming in at number ten, we have the "Big Kahuna" doughnut from Donut Bar in San Diego, California. This massive doughnut weighs in at a whopping 2 pounds and measures 14 inches in diameter. It's topped with vanilla frosting, rainbow sprinkles, and a cherry on top.

At number nine, we have the "Big One" doughnut from Hurts Donut in Springfield, Missouri. This behemoth weighs in at 2.5 pounds and measures 8 inches in diameter. It's covered in chocolate frosting and sprinkles.

Moving on to number eight, we have the "Holey Grail" doughnut from The Doughnut Project in New York City. This doughnut weighs in at 3 pounds and measures 9 inches in diameter. It's filled with vanilla pastry cream and topped with a maple glaze and bacon bits.

At number seven, we have the "Cronut" from Dominique Ansel Bakery in New York City. This unique creation is a cross between a doughnut and a croissant and weighs in at 3.5 pounds. It's filled with cream and covered in a sugary glaze.

Coming in at number six, we have the "Big A" doughnut from A&J Donuts in Texas. This doughnut weighs in at 4 pounds and measures a whopping 14 inches in diameter. It's covered in chocolate frosting and sprinkles.

At number five, we have the "Jumbo" doughnut from Randy's Donuts in Los Angeles, California. This iconic doughnut weighs in at 4.8 pounds and measures 10 inches in diameter. It's covered in glaze and topped with sprinkles.

Moving on to the top four, we have the "Texas-Sized" doughnut from Round Rock Donuts in Texas. This massive doughnut weighs in at 6 pounds and measures 14 inches in diameter. It's covered in cinnamon sugar and is the size of a small child.

At number three, we have the "Bigfoot" doughnut from Psycho Donuts in California. This doughnut weighs in at 7.5 pounds and measures 14 inches in diameter. It's covered in frosting and topped with peanut butter cups, chocolate chips, and candy bars.

Coming in at number two, we have the "Biggest Doughnut in the World" from Bob's Donuts in California. This doughnut weighs in at a whopping 31 pounds and measures 3 feet in diameter. It's covered in frosting and sprinkles and is so big, you'll need a crane to lift it.

And finally, at number one, we have the "Giant Doughnut" from the Donut King in Australia. This doughnut weighs in at a staggering 220 pounds and measures 16 feet in diameter. That's right, I said 16 feet. It takes a team of 10 people to lift it and it's covered in chocolate frosting and sprinkles.

So, there you have it, folks. The top ten largest doughnuts in the world. 

But, let's be real here, who needs a doughnut that's the size of a small child or requires a crane to lift it? As delicious as doughnuts are, moderation is key. So, while these larger-than-life doughnuts may be impressive, I think I'll stick to a more manageable size for my own indulgences.

And with that, our investigation into the top ten largest doughnuts in the world is closed. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go find a doughnut shop and satisfy my own craving. Detective Pux, out.