Ah, the age-old question. How many women reject a wedding proposal? Well, as a detective, I can tell you that the number of rejections is classified information, much like the exact location of Area 51. But I'll let you in on a little secret: there's no exact number, because every proposal is unique, and every rejection is just as unique.

But if you really want to know, you could try asking the women who've rejected proposals. Just remember to keep your black sense of humor intact, because when it comes to these kinds of sensitive topics, you never know when someone's going to pull out a restraining order.

So, if you want to know the statistics on rejected proposals, I suggest you start by asking the women who've rejected them. Just remember, always use your black humor and wit carefully, because you never know when you'll be the next victim of a restraining order.